Jeff's Diet For Hardgainers
Are you underweight? Are you tired of being called a stick boy? Do you want to be an XL person? Then you need my diet. I have found the secret to weight gain - RAW COOKIE DOUGH ! Follow the guides below. Eat as much as possible, as often as possible. You may find it better for your tummy to take some antacid before the cookie dough, as it can give you an awful stomachache.
For the beginner, you need to go to the refrigerated section of your local grocery store. You should be able to find a log of cookie dough that most people would normally spoon onto a cookie sheet. Of course, you won't be doing any baking!
For the intermediate, head to the baking aisle of the grocery store. There you can find cookie mix that you only need to add oil and water, or only water. This tastes better than the beginner, but not as good as the advanced recipe.
This is it! The advance recipe for the hardcore. You'll want to make cookies from scratch, using the recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag. I use twice the amount of vanilla extract, and add 1 cup of oatmeal to get a better taste.
Follow one of these diets, and soon you'll be shopping for a new wardrobe!
(Note: eating raw eggs can be hazardous to your health.)